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May26

S&B on Hiatus

May 26th, 2009 | by EverGreen

I really hate doing this double-delay thing what with breaking promises and somesuch, but I gotta do what I gotta do. There was a power outage today which prevented me from doing the strip and, like I said before, my brother is staying with us whom I haven’t seen in a while.

Since he’ll be staying for a bit and I’ve got a LOT of plans coming up in the next few days, I’m going ahead and canceling comic updates until next week. If nothing else interferes, look for Salt & Battery to continue again on Wednesday, June 3rd.

Thanks again for your patience and understanding,
–H

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May25

I love burritos

May 25th, 2009 | by EverGreen

How do I love burritos? Let me count the ways:

  1. Burritos be tasty
  2. You can get whatever you want in your burrito
  3. Burritos are often portable
  4. If your burrito is not portable (due to excessive salsa on the exterior) then it is probably extra delicious
  5. Like a well-made pizza, a burrito is a balanced, self-contained meal
  6. Anything you can put sour creme and guacamole into is awesome
  7. Anything you can put sour creme and guacamole on top of is awesome
  8. A burrito will fill you up
  9. A burrito refrigerates well and makes for delicious leftovers
  10. If you overstuff your burrito, you can simply add more tortilla for a BIGGER BURRITO
  11. If you understuff your burrito, you can make another burrito and you will have two burritos
  12. Compared to other tasty foods (e.g. steak), burritos are relatively inexpensive
  13. Anyone can make a burrito
  14. If you don’t like the beans and rice, you can still make a quesadilla
  15. If you have chips and a fork, you can have really great nachos

Courtesy of someone on YouTube

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May18

The Lineage of Grass pt.2

May 18th, 2009 | by EverGreen

Read ‘The Lineage of Grass pt.1′

Whats the difference between your front lawn and all the people on this green Earth? The Internet, of course!

This guy and his friends do not like you

This guy and his friends do not like you

In light of seeking the source of individuality, rather than searching for the lowest common denominator it may prove useful to think of the “individual” as more of a recursive problem. Simply put, every individual can be at the same time both equal to and greater than the sum of its own parts.

Regardless of the level of sentience, all beings on this planet (in fact, all matter in this universe) are made from the simplest of building blocks. Two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom combine to form a single molecule of water. That molecule is unique; it has the exact same properties as every other molecule of water in the cosmos, yet it is a single, individual, unique piece of the universal puzzle. Here’s where we start looking at the bigger picture:

Let’s say that our single molecule of H2O is being held together with its other H2O siblings by surface tension in a morning dewdrop on a single blade of grass. In this context, our molecule ceases being considered a “molecule” and now becomes part of a larger structure – a “dewdrop” or perhaps just “water”. Collect more water together and you’ve made a “puddle”. Add a source for this water and some velocity and you have a “river” which flows to an “ocean”. Each phase along the way corresponds not only to an increase in scale, but in re-categorization each step is made contextually greater than the sum of its parts.

Humans are shining, fleshy examples of this concept: Our brains, (and our precious minds), are composed of a great deal of individual neurons all working together to bring us our regularly scheduled programming. Each neuron communicates with others in basic codes; functions so simple we haven’t figured them out yet. These codes cascade into “rules” which become “instructions” and finally “language”. Somewhere along the way, this crescendo of communication wrought by the efforts of billions of single celled creatures takes the form of our respective consciousnesses. Whether your personal belief system holds that our minds are divinely inspired or simply natural formations, there are still innumerable neurons in your skull doing most of the calculations.

So where does the Internet come in with all its tubing? Like a brain full of neurons, a lawn full of grass consists of numerous smaller entities. The major difference between the two is something neurons do better and more quickly – communicate. (Grass does in fact communicate genetically through pollination, though this process isn’t measured in megahertz but in months.) Each neuron is linked into a vast array of other connected neurons which accept, receive, and transmit data to the rest of the network. Sound familiar? In the world of today’s technology, people are using computers, cell phones, and television to stay connected with an increasingly larger network.

Like a water molecule to an ocean and a blade of grass to a meadow, there comes a tipping point at which we stop saying “they” and start calling it “it”. All is fine for water and leaves, but what happens with entities that, given the ability, naturally tend to communicate when in large enough concentrations? If consciousness is a natural byproduct of billions of neurons communicating with each other, what will happen when we reach the eventuality of billions of people linked together, sending data to and fro? Will we stop referring to ourselves as “we” and instead speak in the first person? (Or the Royal ‘We’?) Would this “person” be aware of the neurons of which it is composed, or would it be unable to see the forest for the trees, so to speak?

It may be frivolous at this point to sit around contemplating a society which is so numerous, so interconnected as to bring forth its own level of sentience; after all, we would need billions and billions of people, all highly connected to each other to even approach the level of speed and sophistication of the human mind. Even so, one only has to watch a History Channel marathon to bear witness to the increasing rate of change our civilization is experiencing as technology advances and more individuals are brought into the fold.

Do you see shifts in public opinion?
Or do you see something changing its primordial mind?

It’s almost childlike. And they grow up so fast.

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